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*This is a real conversation, edited for clarity*
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Let the record show 3 things.
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1. I know nothing about goats or other farm animals (other than that they are delicious).
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2. I don't smoke so all my contact with marijuana info is second hand (see what I did there?)
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3. You should read everything Adam Mansbach writes. Google this man. He's official.
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Adam Mansbach:
I got a question for you, youngblood.
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Me:
what's good?
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Adam Mansbach:
so, let's say I were to feed a goat ten pounds of marijuana, then slaughter the goat. Would eating that goat get you high?
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Rest assured, this is purely hypothetical.
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Me:
hahahahahaahah
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Adam Mansbach:
that's no kind of answer. Come on, you're in college.
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Me:
it might but probably not a strong high
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Adam Mansbach:
Please explain.
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Me:
it would be a better use to kill the goat and cook it with weed as a dressing or stuffing
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well first off the goat would probably not be able to eat that much. it would get high and fall down or something
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plus it would take so much it wouldn't be worth it
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lol
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Adam Mansbach:
well, let's say I'm steadily feeding the goat weed for a couple of days.
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Me:
possibly. since weed stays in your system for a long time. that might work
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Adam Mansbach:
word.
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Me:
this is a ridiculous conversation
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Adam Mansbach:
eh, I'd say about par for the course. But listen, a goat would be better than a cow, right? Or a sheep?
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Me:
lol. probably you want an animal that is smaller but that has a lot of fat
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Adam Mansbach:
I've got 85 friends on facebook chat right now, Nate Marshall, and I chose to ask you. That's respect.
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So a sheep, then?
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Me:
a lean animal metabolizes weed better
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Adam Mansbach:
which is funnier, though?
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ah - and metabolizes is bad, right?
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Me:
probably a sheep
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yeah metabolizing it would get rid of it
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Adam Mansbach:
gotcha. thanks.
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Me:
shouldn't you be writing an award winning book or something?
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Adam Mansbach:
what do you think this is for? I ain't no damn goat farmer.
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you just made the acknowledgements page.
